So, we did a bad thing. We sort of went into 25-man yesterday without any prior knowledge or 10-man experience and blew our load on Putricide early in the evening. We sauntered right into that chemist slut’s room and tried to shove him to the floor for a little face down, ass up action. And it almost worked: on our second or third attempt, we got him below 7%. Naturally, then, we became overconfident and went for a glory kill. But he pulled a total bitch move and busted out a sphincter diaphragm, annihilating any hope we had of making some sweet, sweet buttbabies. Our best (and final) attempt landed us at 1.9% before a tank died.

He’s honestly very killable; I’m quite surprised that a number of guilds didn’t slay him already. I guess many decided to play it safe, as opposed to going balls deep for an early “normal mode” victory. That’s not how we roll, though. We do manly things like manly men — such as the attempted anal rape of a dudely NPC scientist. I’ll thank you not to judge us, you close-minded homophobe.

How long before the rest of you weaklings whip out your wangers and dump your junk juice into his puckered poopchute? Hopefully not long. And whoever said alliteration is a low form of humor was a fag ass fag.

Edit: By the way, we didn’t have a single bugged attempt. I’m fairly certain you’re only allowed one abomination in 25-man.