Well, we finally defeated Lei Shen after 253 pulls.

On behalf of the entire guild, I would like to thank Biffins for making this possible. Without him, we would not be here today. Biffins is a great player who always showed up on time during our progression. His precise placement of gateways was a key element to our success. When Helm of Command went out, he never failed to remain on the platform. And needless to say that his complete understanding of what was going on in other quadrants saved us a lot of time not explaining.

Unlike Toshax.

Toshax, who fucked everyone’s pre-pot on our kill shot by pulling early, managed to not use his cooldowns (because he was saving them for when he might die) and died on the first spawn of lightning balls. Fucking worthless. Hey, here’s an idea buddy: message Biffins, who is obviously superior to you in every way, and ask him how he manages not to fuck up. It’s not like he is single-handedly responsible for 20% of our wipes.

Moving on to Rrah’den. May our warlocks light the way to victory.

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General rule in this guild is simple: don’t bring Biffins in and shit will die.

After downing Heroic Primordius and coining Iron Qon for more of that sweet gold, we decided to give Heroic Twins a shot. In one of our attempts, our raid leader lost his internet connection and darkness was upon the face of the guild. We managed to capture some live footage of us raiding with Sense offline: click here. But rest assured friends, he came back to us safe and sound and everything went back in order, as expected from our great leader. What we really did not expect was to beat the encounter in 8 pulls. But then again go broccoli or go home, right?

All in all, I think we are just glad we don’t have to raid on Sunday. We should do more of those 8 hour weeks with 2 progression kills a night so that we may have time to do more dailies.

But brace yourselves and prepare your asses because Dark Animus is up next, and then it’s off to Lei Shen. So what do you say? Let me be your consort, baby. I’m tall, dark and I like long walks on the beach.