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Blood Queen Amidala
We killed Natalie Portm… err, wait, fuck. We killed some goth bitch last night. She didn’t really drop anything sweet enough to warrant our actually spending time on her. Three pulls is just way too much effort anymore.
I wish Arthas would have been loitering around the entrance to Icecrown. That way, when you zoned in, he would have been the first and only boss you fought. That’s right: they should have created a single, epic four-hour encounter without any intermissions. The challenge would’ve been intrinsic, dependent entirely on your leadership’s ability to actually keep your guild interested in completing the fight without anyone going AFK to take a piss or make a sandwich. Every NPC to ever exist in the Warcraft universe could have then made a cameo, dropping by just to wail on mean ol’ Mr. Lich King for a little bit. It would have been a bona fide loregasm.
You guys are so fucking lucky I’m not designing content.
Anyhow, my guild was anticipating that I’d make the gayest vampire-oriented post to ever grace our front page. They expected guest appearances from Wesley Snipes (or that shitty wanna-be TV Blade), Buffy, and those Twilight fags. But I’m not so utterly predictable. I don’t need to resort to lame jokes in order to get laughs. And fuck you guys for thinking that I do. Pricks.
Jesus tits, that was a lot of gay vampires. What were we talking about again? Oh, right.
Just sayin’…
4 Responses to “Blood Queen Amidala”
terrible… couldn’t even 1 shot her =/
Hello, I’m here for the fang bang.
DEEK i will never forgive u for scaring my retinas
OMFG LOL ! That post really is probably the funniest one I’ve ever seen XD
Keep going on guys, I love watching how far you go since you left Dethecus