Reaction shots about Nurfed members changing to Troll

As many of you WoW players out there know, Blizzard has recently implemented race changes. Many of us can now finally swap around for the racial benefits we always wanted, be it Will of the Forsaken, Shadowmeld, Perception, or whatever other overpowered talent we so desired.

We at Nurfed were fully expecting our members to take advantage of this opportunity, however never in our darkest dreams did we expect to become victim to a guildwide (wait for it) trolling.

Yes, believe it or not, a massive portion of the roster began flying the Sen’jin flag before our raid this Tuesday, and began performing glorious high kicks and break dance maneuvers not seen in a Nurfed raid since the days of MoltorCore.

So the question begs, why Troll? This writer can think of as many reasons as many of our tusked raiders have toes: 1) Berserking, or (more believably), 2) To “stick it to the man”. Yes, Nurfed has probably been the most anti-Troll racial organization to ever bless the face of Azeroth, and perhaps sleeper cells existed within our guild, waiting for the opportunity to break down the walls of hate, and change us for a brighter, tuskier future.

Be that as it may, and although accepting everyone for their differences is a life lesson most of us started learning when we became friends with our first African American, Billy Biglips, in second grade, some demographics will forever be beneath us; inclusive of the blue, shoeless, lanky, tusky wonders now tainting our raid roster.

How did you react when this news first hit you? I implore you to find the image which in your mind best represents of your heartfelt feelings towards Trolls in the raid. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for non-Troll children.