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| | | | | | | | | | | | Join Nurfed Get Purps!! | | | | | We are currently recruiting for the following classes: Restoration Druid, Shadow Priest, and Holy Paladin. Already being attuned to Mount Hyjal and Black Temple is a big, big plus and increases your odds ten fold of receiving a response, though it is obviously not required. First and foremost, we are seeking mature, dedicated, friendly players who are able to communicate effectively and have a good sense of humor. Patience and understanding are key elements in the success of any high-end raiding guild.
We have all of the current content on farm, and complete it in four hour blocks on Tuesday and Wednesday evenings between the hours of 8PM and Midnight, Eastern time. If you think you're interested, fill out an application Link, and send it to nurfed.guild@gmail.com. | | | |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | World first Illidan kill | | | | | Hi.
In the wake of Owen Wilson's suicide attempt earlier this week I didn't think the guild would have the focus to pull together and defeat Illidan. Our hearts have proven to be much more resilient than I expected -- so after saying a little prayer in the name of Luke, Bill Murray, that kid from Rushmore who plays drums and the Holy Spirit – we came together and accomplished something amazing: A WORLD FIRST KILL.
To my knowledge we achieved a world-first-late-august-full-moon-zero-death-flawless-victory-fatality-10:47pm Illidan kill. That would be 10:47 CST for those of you keeping track.
I asked everyone for screenshots of the KILL before I made this post. What does that mean to you? A picture of a dead boss with some linked purples right? What do I get? A shot of an imaginary weapon going up the ass of an imaginary demon on top of a goddamn imaginary castle. Great guys, thanks for the help. By the looks of this next picture I wasn't too far off on my RP accusations. Hey Naz, could you put down the 14 sided dice, turn your UI back on, and kill yourself? Great pic, I really like the fact that I can't tell who or what is dead, but the moon really brings out the color of your eyes.
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| | | | | | | | | | | | A Slight Change of Direction | | | | | The end-game content of The Burning Crusade has never failed to disappoint me. Every raid encounter I have attempted thus far has been broken or bugged in some way. Nurfed pushed so hard at the outset of TBC to be forerunners in the raid scene that we didn't bother to stop and realize what was really important -- each other.
I would like to officially announce that Nurfed is no longer a hard-core raiding guild. Though our characters' still remain with-in the spires of the Blackrock server, our hearts all lie somewhere in the world of Role play. We can not yet transfer to an RP server, where we belong, so we have taken some photos of our most recent wedding so that you can see how we are evolving, how we are, uh, improving.
With this new found love for one another, we have some minor achievements to announce:
Hand in hand, we marched through the vividly lit corridors of Tempest Keep, where we fiercely battled our way into the throne room. There he sat, Kael'thas , his four nefarious advisers at his side. We turned his own legendary weapons against him and smote him on the floor of his own dwelling.
Taking a vial of his blood we were allowed interject at the Battle of Mount Hyjal. Wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave, after wave (is that 12 yet?) of trash tried to keep us from Rage Winterchill. In the end, all that was left was the phylactery of the Lich.
We then stormed off to the Black Temple! Ok, seriously I can't write this garbage anymore. My face hurts from my own stupidity. Yeah we went into temple with 20 people and didn't kill anything because we aren't as good as Nihilium. Kael down, the fight owns and isn't broken. Hyjal sucks more than anything I had ever imagined. Black Temple is amazing. See you when Illidan is dead. | | | |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | Naga Please | | | | | All of us are guilty of slacking at work. I have sat at my desk countless times and daydreamed what life would be like as an Alaskan Snow Crab, or what the world would have had in store for me if I had been born with both sets of reproductive organs. Maybe I could have been truly happy, I just don’t know. The point is that we are all guilty of laziness, so we shouldn’t fault blizzard for being so unbelievably sluggish, inconsiderate, and unmannerly with respect to making raid content remotely worth the time and effort required to complete it.
Better late than never, right?
We killed Vashj last night, as if you couldn’t tell by my ingeniously witty title. It’s not that we don’t like black people; we just don’t like the black people that are in the guild (read: hi Frizzo). The most amazing part of the Vashj encounter is the fact that Blizzard has genuinely given Vashj all the characteristics of a woman. Occasionally during phase two, Lady Vashj will decide that she doesn’t want to be pulled and will reset completely. At first, I thought that this was a bug. After the fifth or sixth time it happened I started to watch her face as she reset and do you want to know what I saw? Vashj actually mouths the words, “You can’t control me, you aren’t my father” as she resets. Brilliant Blizzard, just eff’ing brilliant.
This theme of emotional disorders breathing new life into encounters could really take the game to a new level. Life is a state of mind, my friends. When your guild gets to Illidan and he starts randomly despawning during attempts, I don’t want you to think of it as a bug. Assume that Illidan has a problem with social anxiety and can’t stand to be around that many people for so long. Supremus keeps respawning when you kill him? It’s not a bug, he is obviously afflicted with multiple personality disorder. He must be over-compensating because he grew up fat. You should be more sensitive to his needs and not be upset that you can’t loot him.
This revelation could save all of us a great deal of heartache in the future. Thank you Blizzard, thank you for giving us all a path to true happiness. | | | |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | Internet Leo Drinking Dead | | | | | Sometimes we hurt ourselves. On purpose. Despite the fact that they are fixing the absurd amount of trash, and tuning (read: nerfing) the encounter tomorrow, well today by the time this gets posted, we decided to go kill Leotheras the Blind despite some …handicaps. Link Yes he lived, no he doesn't remember it.
Better late than never. An instance is clearly well thought out, designed and tested when you spend more time killing the trash before a boss than you do learning and beating an encounter. The fight itself is pretty fun, Serpentshrine might actually be a respectable zone in 2.1.
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| | | | | | | | | | | | Furries Wanted!! | | | | | Yes, we are seeking a Resto Druid, and perhaps even a few other classes. No, it's not just to run heroics with. Believe it or not, we are still an accomplished raiding guild. Granted, we lost some key people and, granted, we collectively realized that SSC was quite possibly the worst zone Blizzard has produced to date, but after a small break, we are back in full swing.. We are once again tearing through questionable content, biding our time as we eagerly await the 2.10 patch, also known as, “What Burning Crusade should have been.”
To help us get the ball rolling again, we picked up an... enthusiastic group of recruits (omg sluts), as seen here:
Yeah, so they have naked bovine / blood elf dance parties. What of it? Don't make this weird, you pervert.
Thinking of joining? Here's a list of our qualifications:
· We can all click on Horadric Cubes (ONCE, JUST CLICK ONCE, DAMN IT!) to kill Magtheridon.
· We farmed all of those stupid primals to make resist gear and then murdered Hydross with them. By the way, it's "tomb," as in "icy tomb." It's not "tome," you illiterate bastards. A tome is a book, which is something you've clearly never opened.
· We managed to convince the majority of the guild to cease and desist with their AFK'ing during the mandatory 20+ minutes it takes to fish up The Lurker Below, and then we made fish sticks out of him. This encounter, though... man, talk about a failed idea.
Bliz Dev 1: "Hey, this boss will be a nice change of pace. They can simply fish him up instead of clearing absurd amounts of inane trash!"
Bliz Dev 2: "Capital idea, but let's make the chance of fishing him up incomprehensibly rare so that it ends up taking just as long."
Bliz Dev 1: "Perfect."
· Well, there isn’t really anything witty to say about Morogrim (HE FARTS BUBBLES LOL), but he is dead.
· We managed to get all the junior boss mobs in their proper positions, and successfully avoided having our tank get gibbed by what shamans should be, and killed Starbuck.
So, yeah, still recruiting, still raiding, and still living every week like it's shark week. | | | |
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