Blood Queen Amidala
We killed Natalie Portm... err, wait, fuck. We killed some goth bitch last night. She didn't really drop anything sweet enough to warrant our actually spending time on her. Three pulls is just way too much effort anymore. I wish Arthas would have been loitering around the entrance to Icecrown. That way, when you zoned in, he ...
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on January 21, 2010
Professor Spermicide
So, we did a bad thing. We sort of went into 25-man yesterday without any prior knowledge or 10-man experience and blew our load on Putricide early in the evening. We sauntered right into that chemist slut's room and tried to shove him to the floor for a little face down, ass up action. And it almost ...
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on January 6, 2010
Hanukwanza Can Suck It
It doesn't matter what religious faith you are, or even if you're atheist like most intelligent people. Christmas still god damn rules, and saying "Happy Winter Solstice" is for gutless, soulless, overly-sensitive, politically correct hippie douche scum. Merry motherfucking Christmas, bros.
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on December 18, 2009
Deathbringer Gwarfang
We killed the lead singer of the greatest metal band of all time a band that has great stage presence. Am I the only one who is thankful that the next gate doesn't open until January 5th? The concept of having to raid around Christmas time and New Years is an unpleasant one, so I'm grateful Blizzard decided to put ...
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on December 9, 2009
